the signs + seeing other people talking to their crush

Aries: *squares up to fight*
Taurus: bitch what are you doing.. nobody even likes you
Gemini: *walks over to the conversation to interrupt*
Cancer: …… 🙂 … wyd
Leo: why is this person trying to be me so badly
Virgo: ..what kind of trash…
Libra: how rude
Scorpio: who is this person ??? wtf?? do they want to die ??
Sagittarius: n¡ce !!
Capricorn: excuse me?? this is so disrespectful..
Aquarius: lmaoooo ok
Pisces: *screaming internally*