Aries: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT *breaks down the door*
Taurus: SHIT MAN
Gemini: FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR
Cancer: FUCK *sobs* YOU *sobbing intensifies*
Leo: Screams while lying face down in a bed
Virgo: THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD BEEN WEARING SHOES
Libra: Goodbye cruel world
Scorpio: *rips door off of hinges* NO MORE
Sagittarius: *hits the door* STOP
Capricorn: *bites their fist* No I’m fine I swear it’s totally not broken
Aquarius: THAT DOOR WASNT THERE BEFORE
Pisces: BUT WHY ME
WHAT THE SIGNS SAY WHEN THEY STUB THEIR TOE
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