greywindys:

“Hi, I’m Murdoc, and I play the bass in this outfit — my hobbies are hang-gliding and cat-changing….”

“The combination of my devilish charms, my rapier wit and my love of music all pointed me in the same direction. I decided there and then that I would spend my life as a star musician, sailing the high seas of Chianti, a-rocking and a-rolling around the world. I was a genie unleashed! Wit, charm, confidence and charisma became the weapons of my armory and I was…unstoppable!”