problematic things about the signs

Aries: ur too gosh dang cute
Taurus: ur interests are too hecking cool
Gemini: ur cooler than i am
Cancer: ur blog is alot nicer than mine
Leo: ur confidence is alot higher than mine
Virgo: ur hair is too soft
Libra: ur smile can probs blind people
Scorpio: the way u move is too smooth
Sagittarius: ur drawings and doodles are better than mine
Capricorn: ur fashion sense is too sharp it might cut somebody
Aquarius: the way u talk to everybody gives everyone butterflies (even if u dont talk the air u give off makes us all v giddy)
Pisces: ur perfection is too grand