more hoe tips from urs truly

blackfairypresident:

laurenlafemme:

heyallykatt:

40ozshorty:

-shave ur legs w baby oil instead of shaving creme, its makes ur legs smoother, gives them moisture, and lets the razor glide leaving u with essentially no stubble

-rub cocoa butter lotion/creme on your legs and thighs and everywhere else ur boo thang is gonna be touchin up on also get as close to ur coochie as u can get it makes ur skin rlly supple and smell good

-before u put lipstick on try patting foundation on ur lips before applying ur color bc it makes it last longer through oral sex and makin out

-try sticking to matte finish foundations bc they tend to stick to ur skin better and dont rub off

-anatasia dip brow is almost 100% sweat, smear, and water proof, keep ur brows on fleek while u get the D

-when paired w the CORRECT FOUNDATION the anatasia contour palette sticks very well to your skin and doesnt blotch up when rollin around the sheets, it includes under eye powder, highlighter and bronzer

-carry summers eve cleansing cloths with u in your purse or whatever u carry it helps freshen ur coochie up in between heavy petting or sex

-always keep a pair of sweatpants, a hoodie, and comfy shoes in ur car just in case ur night gets really intense u will thank urself later, make up removers wipes too

-always keep 2 water bottles and a pack of gum in ur whip too, again u will thank urself later

Iont see anything hoeish about this. Just life advice.

Me neither, this shit is necessary advice

yall are so afraid of stuff being associated with hoes it hoe tips cause it was intended to be used by hoes for hoe activities and was created by a hoe!! stop discrediting us hoes fuck yall!!

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