the instruments and their noises

violins I: laaaaa aaaaa la la lal al ALlaaaaLAAAAAAA I’m centre of attention!! laaaAA
violins II: the same as violins I just not as LAAaAA
flutes: ftroot foooooooooooot ftoot
piccolo: *shattering windows*
french horns: solo time!! *BWAARRRRRRR RA BWA BWAB bwa bwAAAAA*
oboes: nasal infections
violas: indistinguishable from cellos and violins unfortunately
trumpets: BFWAAAAAAAAAAAA *shattering of ear drums*
trombones: a lower, more friendly trumpet
cellos: drunk LAAALa lA
bassoons: honkedy honkty hhhhhuonkkk
clarinet: hnnnnnng *sQUEAK*
timpani: brbrbrbrbrb DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
bass clarinet: hhhhuuhhhhnnnh *SQUeak*
tuba: the brass equivalent of a timpani
harp: *glissandos n slides n angles*
english horn: an extremely congested nasal passage trying to sneeze
basses: the equivalent of a bass part in a gregorian chant
cymbals: CRASH CRAHS DOOSH DASH
xylophones: kinda like water dripping from a tap *dink dink dink dink*
triangles: *DIIHHHNGG DIIHNG*
bass drum: the cannon from the hunger games
piano: all of the above