put the dude stick on your lips. rub it all around your mouth. do it. dude stick on your face.
Good. Do it. Part your lips for the Dude Stick. Drag your lush yet masculine mouth up the Dude Stick’s smooth, blood-warm side, coating your lips with a pearly trail of tactical moisturizer. Blink slowly, dazedly, overcome with chaprousal as you take the Dude Stick ever deeper. Savor the masculine taste of the Dude Stick, the thick, liquid, earthy bitterness of core natural ingredients. Let the Dude Stick pull your hair. Pay $5 to wrap your lips around the Dude Stick.
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