theater aus (part 2)

jean-bo-peep:

because i forgot techies………please dont kill me…….part one here

  • we have to build thirty set pieces in a week, your hilariously bad singing to the radio is the only thing getting me through this, bless your soul AU
  • excuse me but it is really hard to focus on using this follow spot when you keep talking would you kindly shut up AU
  • OH MY GOD THATS THE WRONG COLOR PAINT……..GET IT OFF THAT WALL NOW AU
  • you’re the lead and im in charge of costumes, so it’s ok for me to measure your chest and stuff. for costume reasons. AU
  • how did you manage to catch the entire metal catwalk on fire AU
  • hey you’ve got sawdust on your butt, here let me…..dust it off for you wink wink AU
  • I DIDN’T KNOW THAT WE WERE USING ACTUAL FIREWORKS IN THIS PRODUCTION………SAVE ME AU
  • is it really necessary for you to yell across the building for me when i gave you a walkie talkie a week ago AU
  • i swear to god if you break one more prop i am booting you out of the play AU
  • hey we have a break, do you wanna go make out in the black box? AU
  • you look strangely sexy in black and a mic oh no AU
  • hello! i cannot help but notice that whenever you move a prop, your arms have a lot of muscles in them!! will you kiss me please!!!!! AU
  • oh god please grace me with the sound of your voice during mic check every day for the rest of my life AU

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