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People without big boobs: OMG I WISH IHAD BIG BOOBS

People with big boobs:

• can’t run
• over sexualized
• cant wear tank tops without being inappropriate
• cant sleep on stomach
• no bathing suit fits
• BACK PAIN
• people staring down shirt
• creepy jokes
• people grab them
• no cute bras
• no sports
• three+ sports bras
• no bra HA GOOD LUCK
• can’t take any kind of selfie with cleavage because “YOU’RE DOING IT FOR BOOBS”
• shirts dont fit
• if the boob bit does the stomach doesn’t
• DID I MENTION OVER SEXUALIZED
• mocked by the media if your stomach isn’t flat but your boobs are huge
• leaning over to drink from water fountain, boobs in fountain
• no suspenders
• crumbs are gone forever
• boobs hang out of bra and everyone can see the lines
• people automatically think you’re more sexual if you have big boobs?
• no button up shirts, buttons pop off or constantly open
• have fun with a vest for work
• things smash your boobs flat and make you have a weird puffy flat chest
• people constantly talk about them
• dont bend over, they fall out of bra
• can’t war pajamas with no bra
• people think touching them is okay
• people ask if they’re fake
• people saying big boobs dont count unless you’re thin
• people who think you’re stupid because of boob size
• people who wont take you seriously because of boob size
• finding costumes is impossible
• nothing if you want anything in asian sizes
• most bra stores dont go past DD
• people you don’t know ask their size
• if you have long hair, it gets stuck in your boobs
• OVER SEXUALIZATION
• no artistic nudes allowed because you have big not “artistic boobs”
• there are more