hi! would you mind recommending some good hartwin fics? youve been posting about them a lot lately and I wouldnt mind getting into them :)

paolin-huang:

No problem!! Im only new to the kingsman fandom, but ill share some of my favourites (all triggers are listed in the links)


  • The Spy Who Loved Me (or so they say) (54k words) by Toriceratops- In the wake of V-day the world’s economy hangs in a delicate balance, liable to crumble without warning. One man has the knowledge and the power necessary to send it tumbling down, so that only he remains on top.The Kingsman have been tasked with stopping him before he can carry out his plan. In order to do so, Harry and Eggsy must act as lovers at an elite couple’s getaway to earn this man’s trust. Will they be able to carry out their mission as planned? Or will old wounds and buried emotions cause a havoc greater than anything they could have expected? (This was my first Hartwin fic ever & what got me into Hartwin and one of my all time favs)
  • Levamentum by DistractionReaction (12k words) – He swallows hard and gives his head a hard shake. He’s hallucinating. Wouldn’t be the first time he’s come back post mission with his mind playing ticks. Getting smacked around some tends to do that to a bloke. But this is…different. He blinks and blinks again, but the more he stares the more the image sticks.Then Arthur opens his mouth.“Galahad.”Or: there’s a familiar face in Arthur’s seat, and Eggsy’s not at all ready to deal with this whole phoenix-rising-from-the-grave schtick. (Part 1 of Recuperandae)
  • Exsatio by DistractionReaction (42k words) – Harry’s made a promise, and Eggsy’s damn well going to hold him to it.Now if only the rest of the world wasn’t intent on getting in the way.Or: Five times Harry tries to wine and dine Eggsy, and one time that things actually work out as planned. (Part 2 of Recuperandae)
  • The Things Gentlemen Don’t Do by Della19 (2k words) – First rule of action movie logic; check the body. Because if you don’t check the body to make sure they’re really dead, then the rules of movie logic says you deserve the knife that ends up in your back when you turn around. A villain who was a little less squeamish of blood would have known that.Valentine doesn’t check the body, and Harry lives. This, perhaps unsurprisingly, creates a whole new set of problems for Eggsy, whose got a few…ungentleman-like urges when it comes to his mentor. Or, the one where Eggsy doesn’t get to watch Pretty Woman until after he realizes he’s living it. (Part 1 of the Pretty Gentleman series. This whole series is amazing)
  • Breathless (A Tale of Eggsy Unwin) (101k words) by xxjinchuurikixx – "Harry–“Eggsy breaks off, because, god, Harry’s here! He’s alive, breathing, beautiful, and he’s got Eggsy crushed in his arms and the younger boy can feel his mouth tingling from the roughness of his kiss. Then Harry pulls back; more-so he shoves Eggsy away. He keeps him pinned to the wall, at arms length, and Eggsy is pleased to see the older man is panting, stray chocolate hairs fallen out of place. The action, however, makes his blood feel cold, and he stares up at Harry in confusion, expecting something more. But Harry makes no move to close the space between them again. When Harry speaks, finally, it’s low and deadly and it fucking hurts. “Forget that ever happened.”
  • Audience Of One by Calico, Habernero (3k words)– God spare him, Harry did have a soft spot for youths who did a good line in imploring. (Part 1 of Inopportune Moments series. This series is an amazing slow burn and will end you)
  • Considerably Less Cannibalism (6k words) by LizaPod – It is a real, physical struggle to not stare like a dogger while Harry shrugs off his jacket and undoes his collar, sets his signet ring aside. He has detailed, minutely detailed, fantasies about unbuttoning that fucking collar. At least he’s not wearing the holster right now, or Eggsy’d be sprung already. “It’s time you learned the fine art of the straight razor shave.”Eggsy gives him his best you havin’ a fucking giggle, mate eyebrows. “Like Sweeney Todd?”Harry’s sigh is just bordering on melodramatic, but he’s also got that odd— Roxy calls it enigmatic—smile he gets when Eggsy trots out some unexpected bit of culture. “Yes, Eggsy, like Sweeney Todd.”
  • Lube isn’t Kingsman standard (5k words) by clokkerfoot – Harry and Eggsy have a training session that ends up being a little more erotic than intended.
  • Kingmaker by manic_intent (49k words)- “Eggsy, I really don’t think-“ Merlin began, and stopped, because at that very moment, Eggsy walked right into a lamp post.Across the street, at a sidewalk corner cafe, reading a paper, sandwich part-eaten on a plate, sleek, long legs crossed neatly under the table, was Harry Hart.
  • Ace of Spades by manic_intent  (44k words) – “This is your next target,” Merlin said into Harry’s earpiece, as Harry leaned forward to look at his laptop screen.It blacked out, for a moment, then a clip out of some interview began to play. The video was in black and white, crisply and tightly shot, its subject a young man shown seated from the waist up, against a pale gray background, grinning at the camera. He was probably in his mid twenties, dressed down in a black leather jacket over a pale t-shirt, loose over denim jeans, his hair long enough to feather slightly over his forehead, a hint of stubble over his chin. He was also, quite possibly, the most beautiful young man Harry had ever seen, and disturbingly… familiar, somehow.As the young man laughed noiselessly at the camera, elegant serif type faded over the lower third of the screen: Gary Unwin, by Vanity Fair. Harry blinked, and studied the young man’s pretty face more closely, the crinkling around his eyes, the joyous curl to his mouth, the way he sat, relaxed yet alert, like a hunting hound, waiting to come to heel. 
  • Class Of Conduct by fideliant (13k words) – Or, Six Things Eggsy Has Learned About Being A Gentleman“Lesson number one,” Harry says. “Manners matter.”

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