– Depression nap at noon
– “I haven’t been to that class in 2 weeks lmao”
– sometimes ya just see ppl crying and that’s okay
– sometimes ya just see ppl napping and that’s okay
– DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG SOMEONE IS WALKING THEIR DOG ON CAMPUS THIS IS NOT A DRILL
– “Is it free?”
– “will there be free food?”
– profs walking in late, hungover in pajamas
– profs saying the fuck word and the freshies being surprised
– *prof walks in 15 minutes late* “y’all want some milk duds”
– a second Depression nap
– finding a lost temple in the middle of the campus gardens and using it as a study and napping spot
– seriously why has no one else found this spot
– accidentally getting locked into a building because you studied until 3am and you have to escape through a fire escape on the second floor
– Hammock Squad™
– witnessing a mental breakdown at least once a semester
– IHOP at 2am with the squad
– having to throw away your favorite water bottle because it smells like the alcohol you drank that one time you almost died on homecoming week
– the apartment 2 doors down is having a party and they saw you walking to get your mail and invited you and now you’re drunk and sitting on the floor with their dog
– The Weed Smell
– The First Crossfaded Experience
– everyone’s gay
– that one prof you become best friends with and ppl wonder if y’all are fuckin but in reality y’all are probably just chillin and watchin cowboy bebop or some shitToday I saw a nipple pasty chillin on the ground in the rain
God what a mood
The real college experience
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