My review of top surgery: weird parts of my chest have no feeling and that’s cool with me. Nipples are weird and they’re peeling. Like when you get sunburnt and the dead skin comes off. My doc wouldn’t take out tue drains on tuesday even though I’ve barely drained,,, which was annoying and now it’s thursday and barely 1cc comes out. UGH. Uhhhuhhh i barely took the medicine but when i did i was a big grumpy bitch because i just wanted to sleep but the world wanted to play 20 questions with me. I really just want the ace bandages off of my body because i can’t fuckin breathe,, but i cannot. I also really want to sleep on my stomach and side but I cannot. So uhhh that’s my review. It’s a pain in my ass now but like, it’ll get better. And it’s so so so so so worth it. Also my nana asked if it feels weird not having tits anymore and nope. It sure doesn’t feel weird, it feels right
Also exactly 1 (one) suture is poking my underarm and it’s driving me up the wall. And I’m so close to trying to wear my binder instead of the ace bandages because I’d like… to breathe?? And sleep??? While breathing????? I’d also like to do my t shot again,,, since I would have had to stop for like literally 5 weeks. Blegh
Now there are sutures on both side irritating my skin 
anD my drains are hurting. The audacity of this plastic tubing. I never.
Anyways I really want a shower because now it’s been a week without one. I also want a bath. With expensive lush products.
But like. ~brightside~ pride is next weekend and next week trans youth group meets and I’ll have my drains out but I’ll still be wearing bandages and shit during pride which kinda sucks 😦 (it really sucks because pride is hot and I’m a baby)
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