earlier I asked if CAH could send me a pride pack for doing them some free accidental viral marketing and included a fake resume while also requesting they hire me as well as give me free stuff and they just emailed me back and. im crying
for reference this is the resume, word for word
“Additionally, my resume is as follows:
I’ve played card against humanity at LEAST three times.
[REDACTED]
While I don’t have a degree, one time I hung out at an abandoned college? ”
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