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in 2020 the only acceptable keysmashes will be comprised of ATCG base pairs so you can print them at home and see if they come to life

you: THIS IS SO FUNNY CGATATCGATATATCGCGATCGATCGCGATATCGATATATCGCGATCGATCGCGATATCGATATATCGCGATCGATCGCGATATCGATATATCGCGATCGATCGCGATATCGATATATCGCGATCGATCGCGATATCGATATATCGCGATCGATCGCGATATCGATATATCGCGATCGATCGCGATATCGATATATCGCGATCGATCGCGATATCGATATATCGCGATCGATCGCGATATCGATATATCGCGATCGATCGCGATATCGATATATCGCGATCGATCGCGATATCGATATATCGCGATCGATCGCGATATCGATATATCGCGATCGATCGCGATATCGATATATCGCGATCGATCG

me, opening up CRISPR Go: fascinating

Sadly that won’t do shit 😦

Alas, let me recommend some more interesting bits:

Clone this in your bacterium of choice for homebrew botox:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/nuccore/441275

Complete Dunaliella tertiolecta genome, when expressed in Nitrogen sufficient environments will yield homebrew biodiesel (some assembly is required, but BWA and IGV are your best friends):
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sra?LinkName=pubmed_sra&from_uid=21401935

Do you want to make shit glow in green in UV light? Gotchu! GFP (green fluorsecent protein) can be generated in most average E. Coli strains, don’t be afraid that it actually originates from Neisseria gonorrhoeae, the one that causes the nasty fucking STD:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/gene/7011691

Want to smell the soil-after-rain smell constantly? Make your own perfume by producing homemade geosmin!
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/nuccore/AB547324.1

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