dovahfem:

These assholes: “You can’t call yourself queer! It’s a slur!”

These assholes: “Kweers, Kuweers, Libkweer.”

These Assholes: “All these labels are bullshit.”

These Assholes: “Here is your approved list of labels! Transtrender, Bihet, Cock-Worshipper, Asexie! I’ll give you more when I find new terms in which to mock your identity :)”

These Assholes: “What do you mean I shouldn’t call you a cock-worshipping bihet? How is that biphobic or misogynistic?!?!”

These Assholes: “If I don’t understand your identity, YOU must be the one who is wrong! I’m much more comfortable assigning you a label through mockery and ridicule, oh and you can’t use gay either, but I will continue to call you kweer while insisting YOU can’t use queer for yourself because it’s a slur :)”

These Assholes: “I’m totally NOT a bigot.”