Delete the fuck out of windows update
Okay bitches are you sick of windows update fucking up your shit, bricking you computer, deleting your folders, restarting your computer in the middle of a game, and just being a Goddamn nuisance!? Of course you are, you aren’t capitalism’s doormat, fuck Bill Gates! So here’s what you gotta do first open up services if you dont know how click that little search bar on the task bar and type in services or hell just type ser your compy’s a good smart boy he’ll know what you’re talking about. Once services pops up click it to open the fucking thing scroll down until you see windows update; that’s the fucker we’re gonna kill right click on it and then click properties next to service name you should see what windows update told your computer its name is the fucking liar. mine said WUAUSERV but anyway copy that bitch we’re almost done. Now that you have copied it you can close services and click the search bar again. Now type CMD to bring up the command prompt and now this is important right click on it and select RUN AS ADMINISTRATOR if you don’t you will fail and windows update and bill gates stupid ass face will laugh at you. Once you have command prompt open type sc delete and then right click to past the name. For instance I typed sc delete wuauserv. And that’s it you have slain your demon you’re welcome. Hey guys spread this around @thebibliosphere @systlin @copperbadge @couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name @therealjacksepticeye @markiplier
I don’t have Windows 10 so I can’t test this, but I know several people who have wanted to deactivate updates and I’m sure at some point I’ll upgrade from 7, so here you go guys 😀
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