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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
I went to the farmer’s market yesterday and at the honey guy’s booth and there were all these bees just hangin out. Checking out the beeswax tabs, floating around the honey jars, not being aggressive, just really gentle and investigating or something
and as he was giving me a sample of the wildflower honey one of them landed on his hand and he just took a drop from the jar and dabbed it on his hand for the bee, and when I asked if they were his bees he said “No, but they show up every time I come out, I think they just know my truck” and this guy is well-known among the local bees and lets them sit on his hand and eat his honey and I just really like the bee guy
What more of an endorsement could you hope for
you met a fucking forest nymph
Mood: It’s October 8th, 2007. The year has been unseasonably dry. Fat Tony got eight cartons of lights at a mad discount from his boy upstate, and Amber got her hash oil recipe right for the first time and we’re making spliffs. Nick the Douchebag blocks the school doors with his Hummer for two hours playing Keaseby Nights on loop, and the whole hill starts singing the chorus like it’s a protest song until the SRO gives up and goes inside to replace her nicotine patch. Life is good, for a while
This give me such a strong sense of nostalgia I don’t know where it came from but I love it
what if the joker just did normal clown shit like spray people with prank flowers and make balloon animals but batman beat the shit out of him anyway
How to get rid of an home owners association (HOA)
A good friend of mine has about 4 years ago inherited the house of his grandparents. He decided to live there for the time being till he has decided what to do with the house. He grew up in it, so he did not really want to sell it.
Not even a week after he moved in, he got a visit from a neighborhood committee. They said they are the 3 board members of the HOA , and are here so he can sign his membership papers. They where extremely nosy and rude, for example one tried to get into the garage without so much as asking. When he stopped him and asked him where he wanted to go, he had the audacity to say:“I need to check your garage, if everything there is in order. I have a right to do this biweekly, and denying me access is a an offense that will cost a fine.”
This is beautiful and HOAs are evil
dear god that is amazing. It’s long but i highly recommend you read it
Shoutout to the people who:
-have symptoms that aren’t visible to others
-are able to function even while in extreme pain
-hide their illness well
-who don’t “seem sick”
-who have flareups at night or other times when no one else sees
-fight a daily battle that others can’t see
-feel like they’re making too big of a deal out of their illness because “it could be worse!”
I see you out there, I feel you, you’re awesome.
All I want for my birthday is a fake molar with a buzzer inside that detects when my jaw opens to speak and zaps to remind me to ask myself, “Is this a necessary, articulate addition to the conversation?” before I make words happen.
All I want for my birthday is a fake molar with a cyanide capsule…I don’t wanna die or anything, I just wanna feel important.
If you trip and stub your toe, they’ll do an autopsy on your body and everyone will freak out thinking you were some kind of ineffable superspy.
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Fascinating. Good post.
Silver does this also, which was probably handy for silverware before antibacterial dish soap was invented.
That’s mentioned in the article as well. They also stated that a copper or silver container can disinfect a pot of water in a few hours. im gonna add a copper vessel to my emergency provisions now. @yourunclejingo you may find this stuff interesting too.
Its almost like our ancestors did shit that made sense even if they didn’t always fully understand why.
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Fascinating. Good post.
Silver does this also, which was probably handy for silverware before antibacterial dish soap was invented.
That’s mentioned in the article as well. They also stated that a copper or silver container can disinfect a pot of water in a few hours. im gonna add a copper vessel to my emergency provisions now. @yourunclejingo you may find this stuff interesting too.
Its almost like our ancestors did shit that made sense even if they didn’t always fully understand why.
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