dovahfem:

These assholes: “You can’t call yourself queer! It’s a slur!”

These assholes: “Kweers, Kuweers, Libkweer.”

These Assholes: “All these labels are bullshit.”

These Assholes: “Here is your approved list of labels! Transtrender, Bihet, Cock-Worshipper, Asexie! I’ll give you more when I find new terms in which to mock your identity :)”

These Assholes: “What do you mean I shouldn’t call you a cock-worshipping bihet? How is that biphobic or misogynistic?!?!”

These Assholes: “If I don’t understand your identity, YOU must be the one who is wrong! I’m much more comfortable assigning you a label through mockery and ridicule, oh and you can’t use gay either, but I will continue to call you kweer while insisting YOU can’t use queer for yourself because it’s a slur :)”

These Assholes: “I’m totally NOT a bigot.”

dbusato:

I love Pinterest for ideas. I saw pics of ‘Jelly Roll Rugs’ and found a video on line and produced these two for the kitchen. Rather than using Jelly Rolls and precut batting, I went to my stash and cut up 2 ½ inch strips of leftover fabrics and scrap batting. I was quite pleased with the results ,,, the first few turns are a little bit tight but after a few rounds it was smooth sailing.

pochowek:

beignetbinch:

wizardshark:

wizardshark:

“lol Android users be like-” your phone is designed to break down after a year, your apps are all programmed to draw unnecessary power after 2 years, all your accessories and hardware are arbitrarily made with only 1 kind of plug in mind so you can’t use them with anything else or get them from anywhere else, the cables are 150$ and break in a year, your phones will not charge if there is lint in the port, the stores will ask you for 150$ to remove that lint, the phone itself is 900$

But your chat bubbles are blue so that balances it out right

they literally removed the audio plugin and called it a benefit that it can now only work with their arbitrary wireless headphones. They coloured the phones a pinky gold and sold it for twice as much.

This isn’t a drag against you this is a drag against apple, the company. Their products are price hiked to an insane, impossible degree. They aren’t selling you the product, they are selling you the superiority of being able to smugly say you have an iphone. 

They deliberately built up a culture of apple supremacy (especially as a class barrier but i aint even gonna go into that), and now people are making posts like “lmao android users have a bad camera” (they dont) or “lmao android users send bad snapchats” (the android version of snap is deliberately coded to force lower resolution images in order to, surprise, get people saying that exact thing to further encourage #iphoneculture)

Buy an iphone if you want lord knows I’ve bought frivolouss things but can you PLEASE recognize youre being deceived??? theyre playing you every single time you make a post about your iphone and buy into their culture to squeeze more and more money out of you and divide the market and inevitably the classes. 

ur mad ur phone ugly lmao

griffinmcelroyspisskink:

constant-vellichor:

jemfinchknowswhatyoudidinthedark:

constant-vellichor:

taako-waititi:

griffinmcelroyspisskink:

at this point fantasy costco and claires are interchangeable

transferred my soul into another body that had been growing in a vat in the back room at Claire’s

sold my blood to garfield the deals warlock at claire’s

Neither of them offer circumcision

that’s an exceptionally bold assumption, my good bitch

garfield the deals warlock circumcised me personally

queenofcups-crimsonlioness:

grimoire-of-geekery:

spiritofally:

vibrantgrave:

wolftea:

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Toilet paper pill box.

Another small fun project for recycling!
These are perfect for little gifts and a cute way to send
your jewelry to customers… it not only give a nice shell of
protection to the treasures you put inside, its cost free, customizable
and keeps recycling on the mind ❤

All you need are
– toilet paper rolls
– decor ( i used stamps)
– Tape or glue

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Step one: decorate your roll.
I used some of my stamps, but don’t limit yourself to just that… you can
use old paper, photographs, tissue paper, paint,sharpie and whatever else you
have laying around to decorate. Mod podge and some pattered paper would
be fun!

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Step two:
Once your roll is decorated to your liking, fold down the corners on one end,
making it look like little cat ears. Make sure they fold over each other so there is no
open gap, and tape down  ( you can also glue the end down)
* side note… if you dont like the look of regular tape, they sell something called washi tape? that comes in all sorts of amazing patterns!

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-Step three:
When you have some side sealed and taped down, wrap and place your item/treasures inside the box ( i wrapped up some earrings)
and seal the other end, again making sure they fold over one another so there are no gaps.

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– Step four… your done!

Again these are wonderful for gift giving and product packaging.
Small, sturdy, cheap, recycled pill boxes…. you can use old paper towel rolls
too! those are larger and can fit a bit more than TP rolls.

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Holy crap I wanna do this.

This is actually great if you have a jar spell that gets buried! It’ll decompose rather than glass that will just take up space and turn into trash overtime. 🙂

OMG THIS IS EXCELLENT

Witch Crafting