it was funnier on my head
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it’s very romantic
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IF YOU’RE A BOY WHO LOVES BOYS GIVE ME A YEEHAW
YEEHAW
FAB! IF YOU’RE A GIRL WHO LOVES GIRLS GIVE ME A YEEHAW
YEEHAW
AMAZING! IF YOU’RE AN INDIVIDUAL WHO ENJOYS BOTH, GIVE ME THE LOUDEST YEEHAW YOU CAN SUMMON
THANK YOU, MY CHILDREN
WE HAVE ASCENDED AND REACHED ULTIMATE
But wait
What about those who love girls, boys, and also the ones who don’t identify as either???
Hey, I got a lil bored and decided to make some quick LGBT flower headers.
💖 Free to use, if ya want to! 💖
Hey, I got a lil bored and decided to make some quick LGBT flower headers.
💖 Free to use, if ya want to! 💖
phalloplasty where instead of ur dick being inflatable it’s like a slap bracelet
BBC3 Comedy: “Yeah, but where are you really from?”
[Starring Natasha Vasandani & Toby Williams. Written by Tasha Dhanraj & Hannah George. Directed by Hannah George.]
the signs as things i shouldn’t have lived through but did
aries: sledding down two alleys across busy roads “hoping for the best”
taurus: fell backward through a window during a tickle fight
gemini: ran into a group of drunk scottish lads in matching v-necks, asked if they were one direction
cancer: climbed barefoot onto a CVS Pharmacy roof to catch a chicken
leo: grabbed an electric fence to prove i would grab an electric fence
virgo: ate poison ivy
libra: coaxed a stray dog to get into my car, but it turned out to be a particularly brave coyote
scorpio: fought a snapping turtle over territory rights
sagittarius: got lost alone in pittsburgh at 1 am in a full leg cast
capricorn: ate a buckeye because “if a squirrel can eat it why cant i”
aquarius: fell face-first into a ravine playing capture the flag
pisces: climbed into a cardboard box and shut it so my friends could “safely” push me down two flights of stairs
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