Rules: once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end, choose people to be tagged. You have to tag the person that tagged you. I was tagged by cufos

What was your:
Last drink: lemon berry slush with nerds
Last phone call: my papaw like two days ago
Last text message: Ryan about his new boy
Last song you listened to: car radio by 21p
Last time you cried: like two days ago

Have you ever:
Dated someone twice: never even dated anyone so
Been cheated on: nope
Kissed someone and regretted it: nah
Been depressed: since like idk a while probably almost 10 years
Been drunk and thrown up: uhh almost
List 3 favorite colors: red (like red converse), blue, and black

In the last year have you:
Made new friends: maybe?
Fallen out of love: maybe? Have I ever loved anyways? Idk
Laughed until you cried: Yes?
Met someone who changed you: Well… I don’t think so I know ppl that have change me quite a bit bu t
Found out who your true friends are: I guess idk
Found out someone was talking about you: yess a lot
Kissed anyone on your fb list: yeah

General:
How many people on your fb friends do you know irl: uh almost all
Do you have any pets: Yes! 2 dogs at my mom’s and 3 dogs and 5 cats at my dad’s (also spaz at my nanas)
Do you want to change your name: yessss that’d be grand (still need a new middle name but idk)
What did you do for your last birthday party: I think I had family over bc my step grandma was being a bitch about me not wanting to spend time with her or something
What time did you wake up today?: 6 ish
What were you doing at midnight last night?: uhh let’s say sleeping
Name something you CANNOT wait for: transitioning lol and moving out
Last time you saw your mother: idk an hour ago
What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I wish I had more accepting family/I wish my family had more money/I wish I wasn’t fucked up
What are you listening to rn: radio
Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: wtf yes actually I think I have an uncle Tom maybe
What’s getting on your nerves rn: the fact that I’m rlly clingy and also the fact I’m crushing on someone lol
Blood type: fuck idk
Nicknames: j-z, kaputnik, fuck idk
Relationship status: single af
Zodiac sign: Scorpio
Pronouns: he/him
Favorite tv show: I don’t know. Cowboy bebop idfk
High school: fhs
Hair color: blonde and brown
Long or short: short short short
Height: 4’11.5 and growing
Do you have a crush on someone: yeeeaaahhhh
What do you like about yourself: I’m working to become nicer to people and I think I’m a good friend to most of my friends
Tattoos: none yet. I have big plans
Righty or lefty: mostly righty
First surgery: uhh I think I had teeth removed bc of cavities when I was 4
First piercing: my ears
First best friend: some chick named Peyton but then she moved away
First sport you joined: soccer
First vacation: Florida probably
First pair of trainers (sneakers): why is this important? Who even knows?

Rn:
Eating: nothing
Drinking: nothing
I’m about to: sleep
Listening to: the radio
Waiting for: me to gain self confidence lol
Want kids: not really but I’m also very young. I think I would adopt but I’m not birthing a child no thank u (also my genes r fucked up why subject a child to it)
Get married: maybe. I’ve seen a lot of failed marriages and idk if I trust myself with thag
Career: idk anymore. Software developer who also works in a quirky bookstore

Which is better:
Lips or eyes: both, but neither or one is fine
Hugs or kisses: both
Shorter or taller: idc it’s hard to find someone shorter. About my height I guess
Older or younger: idk I don’t think I’d care. Probably older
Romantic or spontaneous: either I guess? Both r good
Nose, stomach or nice arms: they’re all fine? I don’t care honestly

Have you ever:
Kissed a stranger: nope
drank hard liquor: yeeesss
Lost glasses/contacts: yES it’s awful
Sex on first date: I’ve never even been on a date??
Broke someone’s heart: idk probably not
Been arrested: no
Turned someone down: if u count some kid named Michael in the 4th grade
Cried when someone died: no
Fallen for a friend: wow do you mean the only thing I do?

Do you believe:
In yourself: uh no
Miracles: perhaps
Love at first sight: lust maybe
Heaven: no
Santa: no
Kiss on first date: Yeah honestly why not?
Angels: no

im tagging:
Anyone that wants to do it and also smallpizzas and furmis if u want to do it

How to handle the signs when they’re angry

Aries: give them some space and let them cool off and then go talk with them
Taurus: sTOP ARGUING WITH THEM, just tell them they’re right and apologize
Gemini: there’s no helping you if you got a gem mad, move to another country before they ruin your entire life
Cancer: do NOT insult them, apologize, apologize, aPOLOGIZE, and throw in some compliments
Leo: don’t even TRY to be condescending, just hear them out and try to make amends by being fRIENDLY.
Virgo: just say you’re sorry, they’re pretty understanding
Libra: good luck
Scorpio: just apologize and don’t EVER do what made them angry EVER AGAIN.
Sagittarius: apologize and buy them something they like as a peace offering
Capricorn: definitely give them some time to blow off some steam and then talk it out
Aquarius: honestly, they won’t be mad for long, just be nice and say you’re sorry and if that doesn’t work just leave them alone
Pisces: (how did you even manage to get a Pisces mad at you they’re like little angels) just be nice and apologize and bE GENTLE.

name: jay
nickname: kaputnik (??? it’s been a while tho)
birthday: 11/5
gender: male
orientation: panromantic something-sexual
height: 4′11.5″
favorite color: red, blue, black, and grey
what time and date is it: 11:17, 7/1/2015
average hours of sleep i get: 4-12 (wow that’s a big average)
last thing i googled: steve/bucky ao3
most used phrases: bb, alrighty, mmmm, i can relate
first word that comes to mind: gay
what i last said to a family member: “yes”
one place that makes me happy: my nana’s house
how many blankets i sleep under: a sheet, a fluffy blanket, and a comforter (if I get my room cold enough to do that)
fav. fictional character: steve rogers probably 
favorite beverage: orange juice or chamomile tea
favorite food: my nana’s spaghetti
last movie i watched in the cinema: Jurassic World
dream wedding: honestly I have no idea?? I don’t even know if i want to get married
dream pet: cats and dogs and a hedgehog. 
dream job: software developer I guess. It’d be really cool to code games and shit too. 

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ricotomate:

Zodiac Sign: Aries | Taurus | Gemini | Cancer | Leo | Virgo | Libra | Scorpio | Sagittarius | Capricorn | Aquarius | Pisces

Myers-Briggs: ESFP | ISFP | ESTP | ISTP | ESTJ | ISTJ | ESFJ | ISFJ | ENFJ | INFJ | ENFP | INFP | ENTP | INTP | ENTJ | INTJ

Four Temperaments: Sanguine | Melancholic | Choleric | Phlegmatic

Celtic Zodiac: Birch (The Achiever) | Rowan (The Thinker) | Ash (The Enchanter) | Alder (The Trailblazer) | Willow (The Observer) | Hawthorn (The Illusionist) | Oak (The Stabilizer) | Holly (The Ruler) | Hazel (The Knower) | Vine (The Equalizer) | Ivy (The Survivor) | Reed (The Inquisitor) | Elder (The Seeker)

Soul Type (one test): Hunter | Caregiver | Creator | Thinker | Helper | Educator | Performer | Leader | Spiritualist

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor | Hufflepuff | Ravenclaw | Slytherin

Alignment: Lawful Good | Neutral Good | Chaotic Good | Lawful Neutral | True Neutral | Chaotic Neutral | Lawful Evil | Neutral Evil | Chaotic Evil

Dark Triad: Psychopathy | Machiavellianism | Narcissism

The Animal in You: Lion | Tiger | Dolphin | Bear | Wild Cat | Fox | Weasel | Badger | Dog | Otter | Wolf | Sea Lion | Wild Dog | Walrus | Gorilla | Deer | Rhinoceros | Hippo | Sable | Horse | Sheep | Mountain Goat | Warthog | Zebra | Baboon | Elephant | Bison | Giraffe | Cottontail | Mole | Bat (!!!) | Porcupine | Beaver | Prairie Dog | Shrew | Mouse | Eagle | Rooster | Owl | Swan | Peacock | Vulture | Penguin | Crocodile | Snake

Life Path Number: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 11 | 22

Rosenberg Self Esteem Scale: 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30

Brain Lateralization Test: Left | Right | Equal Hemispheres