Team ‘It’s just old floorboards’:
- Tony Stark
- Steve Rogers
- Natasha Romanov
- Bruce Banner
Team ‘There’s a fucking demon about to demolish our souls in the next three seconds’:
- Peter Parker
- Thor
- Clint Barton
New character alignment chart: Creaky Floorboards VS. It’s Demons
May I make an amendment?
Tony’s team totally fluctuates based on his level of sleep and caffeination level.
Going on hour thirty-eight awake with no coffee: “It’s just old floorboards and I’m going to pass out on them.”
Hour twenty-seven awake, after having ingested three Red Bulls: “There’s a fucking demon and I only have to be faster than the slowest person.”
Hour seventy-two, hallucinating with exhaustion, hands shaking around a cup of coffee: “Regardless of whether it’s floorboards or demons I’M GONNA FIGHT IT.”
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We should supply homeless women with menstrual cups instead of tampons. They’re easy to clean anywhere there’s running water so they can be rinsed in a public restroom if desired, you can wear them longer than tampons, they come in various sizes and brands (just like tampons), they last for years (unlike tampons), and they don’t carry the risk of toxic shock syndrome. Menstrual cups can be emptied and put back in so they don’t create litter and the women will have less items to carry around with them
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