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-Dragon Age: Origins-
zevran babe
zevran u are defiling him
aries: abmehwgu
taurus: hot
gemini: frbgthyjumj
cancer: vrhjbthjtbrbrmmrki
leo: dfghjkuytgfc
virgo: asdfghirrd
libra: pdlljsdnfkgkk
scorpio: bitch
sagittarius: ghvfhjgukhbg
capricorn: rgtmkghjyklyn
aquarius: hyjujkuikiik
pisces: rhnyjyjyjuj7
precious crow boy
why do i already see you trippin’ in that cape
Zevran is a horrible guide.
Caption:
In Zevran’s voice: Greetings from Antiva! This is Zevran and I shall be your handsome and trustworthy guide during this lovely evening in the woods………..where are we?
*enters denerim*
dwarVEN CRAFTS
*rushes to lower volume*
FINE DWARVEN CRAFTS
*speakERS EXPLODING*
DIRECT FROM ORZAMMAR
*C
HILDREN SCREAMING*Y̢҉͔͈͉͍̰̜̤̠͇͕̫̪̗̱O̴͖̹͔̯̳͙͘̕͡͡U̴̧̗̼̜̝̜̗̜͕̹͇̙͖̙͉͙̰̠̭̰͞ ̷̴̸͈̟̘͍͎͍̯̼͓̖̥̘͙͢͝ͅẀ̮̞̪͓̭͓̻̫̣͘Ǫ̵̶̨̩̭̪͚̖̻͉̲̭̱̣͎̤͚̮̫̺̖̳N̶̩̪̫̟̭̘͖̳͇̟̠͍̣͇̪̼͞’̨͉̙͉̟͍̝͈̳̟͕͎̟̻̲͇̦̲̹̀͘T̯̙̘̩͙͍͔̤̗̥̝͙͚̤̳̘̙̱́́͡ ҉̸̧̦̭̙͈̠ͅF̴̷̧̧͕͕͍̮͎̣͉͙͙͖͓͎͎̳̳̙̘̫͕͠I̴̲͎͇̯N̫̹͖͉̜̼͢͟D́͏̸͇͎̩̠͍͍ ̷̡͍͓̜̖̪̣̠̪̖̲͉̣̣͕̮́͠B̶̢͉͎͉̼̭͍̤̯͜Ḛ̷̢̖͙͇̙̳͇̦͉͓͞T̶̢̹̩̹͖͙͈̳͈̤͍̲̙̰̲͈͓̼͖͜͠Ţ͖̬̗͍͖̗̮̞̘̬͔̲̼̕̕̕E̟̘̰͚̹̘̮̹̯͉͘͠R̛̝̯͖̻̮̦̻͕͢ͅ
[Zevran voice] “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”
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