reioka:

itsallavengers:

itsallavengers:

Team ‘It’s just old floorboards’: 

• Tony Stark
• Steve Rogers
• Natasha Romanov
• Bruce Banner

Team ‘There’s a fucking demon about to demolish our souls in the next three seconds’:

• Peter Parker
• Thor
• Clint Barton

New character alignment chart: Creaky Floorboards VS. It’s Demons

May I make an amendment?

Tony’s team totally fluctuates based on his level of sleep and caffeination level.

Going on hour thirty-eight awake with no coffee: “It’s just old floorboards and I’m going to pass out on them.”

Hour twenty-seven awake, after having ingested three Red Bulls: “There’s a fucking demon and I only have to be faster than the slowest person.”

Hour seventy-two, hallucinating with exhaustion, hands shaking around a cup of coffee: “Regardless of whether it’s floorboards or demons I’M GONNA FIGHT IT.”