As we reach December 17th and our blogs might be deleted by a rampant out of control Catholic bot, I just want to take the time to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

Not to be tmi but while I was wiping my ass some… Muscle? Tendon? Ligament? (I don’t know what tbh?) in my like… Left groin thigh area said FUCK YOU Lolol and now it hurts to move again

absurdlakefront:

Max’s Underpants: Combating VPL with Willam Belli

I enjoy Willam. I do not enjoy the removal of VPL. I enjoyed this video.

Enjoy.

I just use a cock cover (modified sock) for subtle VPL reduction (you can layer them to the desired smoothing level), Poach Pods for total VPL eradication.

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

Top or Bottom?

Tops: Leo, Scorpio, Taurus
Bottoms: Cancer, Pisces, Libra
Acts like a top but is a bottom: Aquarius, Sagittarius, Aries
Acts like bottom but is a top: Gemini, Virgo, Capricorn

skaagz:

homofuck:

queenbeereginageorge:

spankmehardbarry:

toocooltobehipster:

in japan they have a show called orgasm wars

a gay guy gives a straight guy a blowjob

basically the gay guy has to make the straight guy cum in order to win

if the straight guy cums, he loses

where can i sign up for this show

I thought this was full of shit, but I looked it up and it’s real. Oh my God. Japan, I love you.

i’ve watched these before. this one is the best one, tho.

This show is weird and hilarious

bedsider:

You had us at an infographic with an icon for butts.

Well done, Fenway Health.

mcdouble:

Masturbation Tip: Let me do it for you

deathbeforediet:

bowiebarbie:

inediblemadness:

tinyhousedarling:

musingsofanawkwardblackgirl:

wes-eskimo:

Venus, bussin that pussy open since the renaissance

BUST IT WIDE OPEN GIRL

Let us appreciate that this is made of marble! I couldn’t make that out of clay.

I see tiny lil dicks all over the place but this is the first time I have ever seen a statue figure with a vagina. I need more of this in my life

i have NEVER seen a statue with an actual vagina. the most i’ve seen is your standard nude woman statue with her legs clamped shut. this is boss.

Literally learning in class about how humans have been carving sculptures of women with “well-defined genitalia” for half a fucking MILLION years and I am so amazed