Tag: Scorpio

the signs’ cause of death

aries: drowned in cash and women
taurus: death by mozzarella sticks
gemini: balled too hard
cancer: too much gay sex within a 48 hour period
leo: parkour
virgo: crushed by their own ego
libra: forgot to eat, sleep, or drink water because they were watching netflix
scorpio: trampled in a pride parade
sagittarius: suspicious incident involving eggs
capricorn: did it for the vine
aquarius: a 5-way
pisces: one of those papercuts right on your fingertip

why you should date the signs

Aries: will gladly vandilize your ex’s car for you.loves small talk and humor, doesn’t judge your emo side
Taurus: the best cuddler- why isn’t anyone cuddling with us? also hecka adorable and loyal, will gladly have pizza eating competitions with you and deep convos are a plus
Gemini: “sends you a bunch of videos and pictures that they think you’d like” type of person. doesn’t take anything too seriously, it’s a more of a friendship but it’s still very cute
Cancer: The one willing to buy ten kittens and puppies, makes awkward jokes and the proud leader of their emo squad.
Leo: treats you like royalty. outerspace and cookies are involved along with karaoke. seriously bro go for it
Virgo: the clingy one but volunteers to help clean around the place. will teach you how to dance out of nowhere probably
Libra: keeps you in check but will fight for and with you. will buy you slushies and bath-bombs bc is the human embodiment of “treat yo-self”
Scorpio: like Taurus, very loyal, might stab someone if they look at you funny but they make it romantic? 10/10
Sagittarius: adventures. you might think they’re immature and not interested in you but that’s not true at all. they’ll binge watch with you and procrasinate with you. does anything that will make you happy 100%
Capricorn: they’re so…attractive? it takes a lot to get them open emotionally but once you do holy snizzles. SO. SMOOTH. plans of you guy’s future will flood your mind and awhhh it’s so adorableeeeee do it do it date them
Aquarius: Is essentially a kitten. They believe in true love, but on the other hand is superr casual about it. if you’re looking forward to complete silliness and video games go for it
Pisces: commonly known as the most romantic sign on the list, they’ll brag about you a bunch to their friends and make sure you’re never uncomfortable

Zodiac Aesthetics

Aires: kittens, the smell of coffee, dresses that flow out when you twirl, waking up to sweet texts, records, fondue
Taurus: new books, fog, jumping into the pool on a hot day, ceramics, fireworks, flannels
Gemini: new chapstick, getting lost in IKEA, blowing dandelions, musicals, beautiful architecture, running barefoot through the grass
Cancer: dyed hair, iced tea, outdoor concerts, neat handwriting, British accents, a cool breeze on a hot day
Leo: peppermint, classical music, reading magazines, sunlight streaming in through the windows, fountains, hand-written notes
Virgo: bonfires, fuzzy socks, pugs, ombré hair, late night trips to Starbucks, minimalist tattoos
Libra: babies, brand new colored-pencils, messy buns, getting packages in the mail, Koi fish, bubble machines
Scorpio: thunderstorms, comfy sweaters, staring at the stars, the smell of laundry detergent, baking cookies, singing in the shower
Sagittarius: warm baths, oil pastels, waking on warm sand, book quotes, writing song lyrics on your arm, staying up late on Tumblr
Capricorn: sunrises, Polaroids, doodling on homework, fishtail braids, airplane rides, cloudy days
Aquarius: climbing into bed after a long day, Christmas lights, converse, black and white photos, pancake breakfasts, tall trees
Pisces: cotton candy, flower crowns, the sound of rain, frost on a window, the smell of sharpies, flip flops

Signs as fanfiction clichés

Aries: misunderstanding leading to angst
Taurus: fake/pretend relationship turns real
Gemini: characters stuck in a small space
Cancer: characters are forced to share a bed
Leo: accidentally seeing a character naked
Virgo: meddling friends play matchmakers
Libra: being e-mail pals and not realising they know each other in real life
Scorpio: drunken kissing/confessions
Sagittarius: mutual pining
Capricorn: teaching a character how to dance (or something else that requires a lot of touching)
Aquarius: 1: (looks at a thing) “it’s beautiful” 2: (looks at 1) “yes, it is”
Pisces: a character eats something sexily

Confessions of the Signs

Aries: I’m not always an initiator and I sometimes need someone to show me the way before I take the lead
Taurus: I always have a plan to get something done, but once a single person reminds me to do it, I won’t do anything for a while
Gemini: I hate admitting when I’m wrong, I’ve said I love you when I didn’t mean it, I change who I am around different people, I love messing with people’s heads, I miss my childhood
Cancer: Before you assume I’m fragile, remember that the shell I have is not to hide myself; it’s a battle beaten shield against the world, and sometimes it’s to shield the world from me, too
Leo: I love everyone else so fully because I haven’t quite figured out how to love myself
Virgo: I seem organized but I’m literally falling apart like I have unrealistic standards for myself
Libra: My emotions are extremely volatile but I hold them in so I’m not perceived as weak, and it wears me out
Scorpio: I’m worried I’m going to have the feeling of being unloved my whole life
Sagittarius: I used to threaten to run away from home so often that it got to the point where I’d pack a bag and go hide out on the hiking trail. Usually, I’d come back in like two hours
Capricorn: I am much less driven than most let on. But believe me, I’m more passionate about those I love than some say
Aquarius: People think I have no emotions and that I don’t care, when in reality I have SO many emotions and sometimes I care so much I think I’m going to explode
Pisces: I hate giving people advice on their problems when no one else is ready to listen to my problems