honestly what the fuck is even going on with skyrim
you can learn chemistry by eating bees
This is literally the only thing anyone has ever said that’s made me want to play Skyrim
Tag: True
It is NOT ‘HEALTHY EATING’ IF YOU’RE NOT EATING ENOUGH !!!!!
Before you say “look at that asshole wearing sunglasses inside” consider:
•They have an eye deformation they do not wish to show
•They have snow vision and literally cannot see in bright light conditions
•They are blind or partially blind
•They get migraines and could throw up or pass out from the fluorescent lights
•Don’t be an asshole
· That they have sensory processing issues that makes bright lights uncomfortable or painful and therefor could make them unable to focus and function.
- They don’t want to be judged by their eye contact or facial expressions.
- They just like wearing sunglasses inside. It’s none of your business why.
the signs based on people i personally know
aries: probably the hardest working and also the best procrastinator. they have no filter. will drop everything to help you. has the wildest almost unbelievable stories and evidence in case you don’t believe them. can make you smile even when you feel like shit.
taurus: the biggest romantic with the biggest heart. you don’t think they care about you? they do. fuzzy blanket enthusiast. no matter how busy they are, how much work they have to do, if you need to talk, they’re there. they won’t share unless you ask. always watching a new tv show.
gemini: probably knows the scientific explanation behind that. not two faced contrary to popular belief, but is just so goddamn charming they can get along with various types of people. will literally wallow in their negative emotions until they burst. humour is their best defense mechanism.
cancer: will call you out if you act stupid. wants you to remember all the good times you’ve had with them because they’re scared you’ll forget and leave them behind. willing to drive for hours to get some really good food.
leo: has the courage to say the things that everyone else was too afraid to say. can be sobbing one second and making jokes the next. has the most random things on their wall, but in an organized way. will drive to your house at midnight because they wanted to be with you.
virgo: their room is actually a mess most of the time. likes to avoid their problems a lot. but once forced to deal with them, it didn’t even seem like they were struggling at all. more of a listener. often has flashbacks of dumb things they’ve said.
libra: prioritizes the wrong things. it takes a while for their jokes to be understood by the public. has a recognizable catchphrase. has no tolerance for assholes and will literally go off on you and make you rethink your life choices.
scorpio: so determined. will do anything to distract themselves from their emotional instability. has hundreds of friends but only considers 3 of them as real ones. sleeps a lot because its the only time their mind shuts up. will remember that one thing you said seven years ago.
sagittarius: always thinks of something fun to do. has a lot of doubts and insecurities about themselves and won’t believe you when you try to reassure them. very picky about the people they choose to spend their time with. clumsy af and will literally trip on air. you probably owe them money.
capricorn: sometimes you can’t tell if they’re being serious or if they’re joking. often questions the validity of their friendships. probably cried the other night. likes to go on roofs. good at looking productive but they are actually just looking at cat videos.
aquarius: so incredibly talented. cannot multitask for their life. belts at the top of their lungs in the shower. when they’re walking it looks like they’re walking to the beat of some 80s funk song. they are the shoulder you cry on. handles confrontation well.
pisces: tries to act really tough and independent but in reality they just want a big hug. loves insulated water bottles. has an encyclopedia full of inside jokes they share with their friends. was probably the teacher’s favorite. owns books they haven’t even opened
The Signs Best Feature
Aries: eyebrows
Taurus: aesthetic
Gemini: voice
Cancer: hips
Leo: hair
Virgo: lips
Libra: laugh
Scorpio: eyes
Sagittarius: legs
Capricorn: cheekbones
Aquarius: smile
Pisces: hands
What kind of lifestyle would each sign prefer?
Aries: would be prefer a life where their actions have the most gentle of consequences, where their dreams are in reach and each new day sparks a new adventure. But also one at the end of the day they can turn in to a relaxing night and a comfy bed, content with the little things, and maybe someone next to them.
Gemini: would prefer a life where they can do as they please and not be judged for it. Where they can be a scientist one day and an actor the next. A life they actually feel a part of instead of just an observer.
Taurus: would prefer a life where their worries always work themselves out, with minimal effort. They have simple wants, needs, and pleasures, if only their problems could be handled the same. They want a life where their important things are close, and can fall asleep with a smile on their face.
Cancer: would prefer a life that they can operate from home. Not that they won’t want to go out and do things as well, in fact they would! But being able to do things at their pace in the comfort of their own space? Wonderful. A life where their loved ones are smiling, and they have a companion to share with.
Leo: would prefer a life that finally meets their expectations. Including the expectations they have for themselves. One where they feel valued and important for who they really are, and not what they are forced or try to be.
Virgo: would prefer a life where they can finally relax. One where they can just shake off their stress and turn off their brain for a while. Where their hobbies are finally more important than work, where they can care for themselves like they do others. Where they please those they love as much as themselves.
Libra: would prefer a life of peace. One where worries are inconsequential, and fantasy is just a word away. They want a life of pleasure, where they can be tended to and cared for, because that will allow them to care and give back even more freely. One where they feel acceptance, and not like they’re bottled up.
Scorpio: would prefer a life where they feel like they can finally open up. They have so much to give and share, and they just want a place and a person or two they can do that with. One where they aren’t judged, where they are finally free from their self-imposed chains, and can just pour themselves out.
Sagittarius: would prefer a life where they can go and be whatever they want to do an be. Not necessarily drop everything and go, maybe even bring a person with them, but where they can live as many lives as they can in the time they are given.
Capricorn: would prefer a life where they can give, and finally get back. Where their words are listened to and their feelings mattered, where their serious mask can break off and they can be loved for what’s underneath. A Life where their efforts finally pay off, and they get their return with interest.
Aquarius: would prefer a life of simple freedoms, where they can not wear shoes for a day and then a ball gown the next. Where they can quirk however hard they want and the eyes around them only hold genuine smiles with open arms. Where they are accepted.
Pisces: would prefer a life of love. Where their love is felt and their smiles are shared. Where they fall asleep and wake up next to the person they cherish most, and the other person reciprocates. Where they can do what they love and therefore never have to work a day in their life. A life where they can turn their music up loud and just listen to their dreams.
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