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Every book in the History of Literature summed up in a single sentence

I ugly-laughed at several of these.

I CAN’T. STOP. LAUGHING. FUCKING. CHRIST.

ENDING ON … I can’t even say it …

MARRIAGE IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT AND SO ARE CLOCKS. 

id: [literature genres and summaries overlaid over an aesthetic picture of that Genre.

Old English – Everyone’s speaking in alliterative verse, and the Vikings are coming.
Middle English – None of us is free from sin; the only good and righteous thing is ale.
Elizabethan – To thine own self be true- unless you are the common man, in which case do better.
Jacobean – Someone has done you a great personal wrong, and for this they must die.
Late Renaissance – ‘Tis all bus a metaphor for individualism!
Age of Enlightenment – We’ve figured out everything, more or less.
Sturm and Drang – They’ve figured out nothing.
Romanticism – In this world of ours nothing is rational- least of all feelings, of which I am experiencing many.
Victorian – Everyone has a public face, a private face, and a tuberculosis face.
Transcendentalism – People are okay, I guess, but trees are even better.
Literature of the Absurd – Everything is ridiculous and nothing matters in the chaos of an unknowable void.
Realism – Machines will be the death of us, although we sure do have a lot of corn these days.
The Lost Generation – We’re poor in money, but rich in disillusionment with the American Dream.
The Beat Generation – I wrote this poem while I was languishing in a desert, high on peyote.
Surrealism – Here is a jumble of words that make sense separately but not together, please enjoy.
Magic Realism – All the banalities of daily life, but it’s raining flowers and someone married a tiger.
Modernist – Out with the old, in with the ironic.
Post-modernist – Marriage is a social construct and so are clocks. end id]

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